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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Make me a sandwich!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Can you put the cat out
What's brown and sticky
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I have a dad bod
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Want to hear a joke about paper
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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Sherwood
If Time Is Money Are ATM's Time Machines
President trump tweeted that our criminal justice system is a joke
Be Nice To Your Kids. They'll Choose Your Nursing
My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because I Stole Her
An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
I Don't Need A Reason To Enjoy A Little
Sorry, I'm Out Of My Mind At The Moment