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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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This is your captain speaking we have leveled off and arecruising at flight level three five zero
A jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten
Dear shrink it haunted me for days weeks months years
A scientist puts a add intot he newspaper asking for 4 very rich volanteers
A cop pulls over a drunk driver
A waiter asks a man may i take your order sir
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There was a party that many rich people attended
Once a guard was highered to a museum and he asks for rules of the museum
According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
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