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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
How many apples grow on a tree
Soup or salad?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why did the coffee file a police report
My daughter screeched
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