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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!
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I Sometimes Go To My Own Little World, But That
What Did God Say After Creating Man? I Must Be
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard All His Life
We Can't Help Everyone, But Everyone Can Help Someone
The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To
Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation
Just Burned 2,000 Calories. That's The Last Time
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