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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions
A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
A man dies and goes to hell
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
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