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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do you make a Kleenex dance
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Don t forget a bucket
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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