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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
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Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
Three guys were at the pearly gates when peter answered
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A jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten
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