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Dad Jokes: When A Dad Drives Past A
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I could tell a joke about pizza
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call a fake noodle
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I don't play soccer
Make me a sandwich!
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him out looking for work in six weeks
What do gay termites eat
Miss Anders... I Didn't Recognise You With Your Clothes
Why Didn't Noah Swat Those Two Mosquitoes
She was so blonde that she got locked
Yo mama is so poor she had to take a second mortgage
What's The Difference Between Light And Hard? You Can
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling