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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What do you call a fat psychic
I have a dad bod
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
A furniture store keeps calling me
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Want to hear a joke about paper
Two goldfish are in a tank
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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