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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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How do I look?
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
People don't like having to bend over
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you get from a pampered cow
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
How many apples grow on a tree
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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