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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Sorry about your wait
Would you like the milk in a bag
Make me a sandwich!
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Hey I was thinking
What's brown and sticky
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