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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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It Is Always The Wrong Time Of Month
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Time Is Like Money, The Less We Have Of It
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I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction
Never Trust A Man That Says, "Trust Me." And Never
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