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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Two goldfish are in a tank
I made a pencil with two erasers
How do you get a squirrel to like you
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I could tell a joke about pizza
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Soup or salad?
People say they pick their nose
What time did the man go to the dentist
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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Concerning The Absence Of Toilet Paper, There Should Be Complaint
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