In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior.
'Mother, I want to quit the veil.'
'But why, my child?'
'To become a prostitute.'
'What?
What are you saying?'
'I said I want to become a prostitute, mother.'
'Oh, you had me worried.
I thought you said protestant!'
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