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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Soup or salad?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How many apples grow on a tree
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What's brown and sticky
The shovel
People don't like having to bend over
I just watched a program about beavers
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