4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Next Joke:
I could tell a joke about pizza
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Why did the coffee file a police report
Want to hear a joke about paper
Paper or plastic?
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I have a dad bod
Can you put the cat out
The shovel
Soup or salad?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I made a pencil with two erasers
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
What My Girlfriend Thought, First Four Dates: 1. Nice Shirt
If We Get Rid Of All The Margarine The World
Nose
How are men like noodles
What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet
What's The Difference Between Sand And Menstrual Blood? You
A blonde walked into currys and requested the tv on the side
What do you call a smart blonde
A biker walks into a yuppie bar
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common