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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I just watched a program about beavers
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
My daughter screeched
Hey I was thinking
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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