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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
Can you put my shoes on
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
People say they pick their nose
When a dad drives past a cow
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How does a penguin build it's house
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