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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I could tell a joke about pizza
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
People don't like having to bend over
I've never gone to a gun range before
Hey I was thinking
Can you put my shoes on
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I don't play soccer
I used to hate facial hair
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