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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The shovel
I could tell a joke about pizza
What's brown and sticky
Did you hear about the circus fire
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Can you put my shoes on
Don t forget a bucket
Make me a sandwich!
People don't like having to bend over
People say they pick their nose
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I Dont Care Or Think About The People In My
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Yo mama so ugly she put the
Sometimes i feel like a pair of curtains
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