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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What time did the man go to the dentist
Can you put the cat out
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
My wife is really mad at the fact that
The shovel
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I don't trust stairs
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