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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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You're So Poor That When You Light Up A
Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes
I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I
Never, Under Any Circumstances, Take A Sleeping Pill And A
Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Awake And Plot Your
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