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One Liner Jokes: Why Does A Blonde Wear Green
Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Your Momma Is So Mean... She Has No Standard Deviation
I Couldn't Join The KKK If I Wanted To
If You Can't Remember My Name, Just Say 'donuts
How Did They Invent Break Dancing? Trying To Steal The
Sorry, I'm Late. I Got Here As Soon As
I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really
Miss Anders... I Didn't Recognise You With Your Clothes
Any Married Man Should Forget His Mistakes, There's No
A Bus Is A Vehicle That Runs Twice As Fast
The Human Brain Is A Wonderful Thing. It Starts Working
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