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Bar Jokes: Two Pretzels Walk Into A Bar
Two pretzels walk into a bar, and one is assaulted!
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Best bar jokes
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A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
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Random bar jokes
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10 bar jokes
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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double
Charles dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini
Two pretzels walk into a bar
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