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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People
We Have All Heard That A Million Monkeys Banging On
Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy; Other Times I Let Her
It Takes Patience To Listen.. It Takes Skill To Pretend
Men Will Brag That There Are Women Waiting By The
Better To Remain Silent And Be Thought A Fool, Than
Two Years Ago I Married A Lovely Young Virgin, And
I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work Hard, And
Just Got A Booty Call From Life, Apparently It Still
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