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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do I look?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What's brown and sticky
People say they pick their nose
Soup or salad?
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Paper or plastic?
Can you put the cat out
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