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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What's brown and sticky
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
People say they pick their nose
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Can you put the cat out
People don't like having to bend over
What time did the man go to the dentist
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Yo mama is so fat that when she walks
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Doctor i have good news and bad news
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