Bush Fans There's a teacher in a small Texas town.
She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, 'I'm not a Bush fan.'
The teacher says, 'Why aren't you a Bush fan?'
Johnny says, 'I'm a John F.
The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan.
The boy says, 'Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!'
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, 'What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Johnny says, 'That would make me a Bush fan.'
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