A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: hamburger: $1;
cheeseburger: $2;
hand job: $10.
He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter.
'Can I help you?'
she asks with a knowing smile.
'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand jobs?'
'Yes'
she purrs, 'I am.'
'Well, wash your hands'
he says, 'I want a cheeseburger.'
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