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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
People say they pick their nose
What's brown and sticky
What do you call a fake noodle
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
The rotation of earth
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