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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
How does a penguin build it's house
I have a dad bod
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a fat psychic
Sorry about your wait
People don't like having to bend over
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
The shovel
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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