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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
My daughter screeched
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a fake noodle
Don t forget a bucket
I could tell a joke about pizza
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
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A young boy was crossing de road wit his father
30 Seconds Left On The Microwave. Women: Set Table, Pour
I Don't Know Why People Troll About China. Last
What Do You Call An Amish Guy With His Hand
I've Reached The Age Where Looking In The Mirror
I Sent An Angel To Watch Over You Last Night
I've Decided To Sell My Hoover... Well, It Was
Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory
Never Do Card Tricks For The Group You Play Poker
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins