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Dad Jokes: Why Do You Never See Elephants
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Paper or plastic?
What do you get from a pampered cow
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Can you put my shoes on
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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