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Dad Jokes: I Would Avoid The Sushi
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What time did the man go to the dentist
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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