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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Did you hear about the circus fire
I made a pencil with two erasers
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
How does a penguin build it's house
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Hey I was thinking
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Make me a sandwich!
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