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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What's brown and sticky
I just watched a program about beavers
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I made a pencil with two erasers
Can you put my shoes on
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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Dads Are Like Boomerangs... I Hope
You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called
Strange city names from around the world
Before Having A Kid The Most Important Thing To Ask
She's So Ugly, The Fell Out Of The Ugly
What Goes Up And Never Comes Down? Your Age
No One Is Listening Until You Fart
What should i do if my temperature goes up five more points
Yo mama is so fat she put on a yellow raincoat