A minister told his congregation, 'Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.'
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.
He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, 'Mark has only sixteen chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.'
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