BEVERAGES On halloween night this vampire goes into a bar and orders a cup of warm blood.
Bartender says oh what the hell and served him.
He drank it down and left.
Few minutes later another vampire comes in and orders a cup of warm blood and drinks it and leaves.
This happens 3 or 4 times and finally a vampire comes in and says give me a cup of hot water and the bartender says what no warm blood and the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says no its tea time.
Next Joke: There was this guy at a bar just looking at his drink