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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why did the coffee file a police report
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why did the scarecrow win an award
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I don't trust stairs
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