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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
Paper or plastic?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
What do you get from a pampered cow
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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