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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My daughter screeched
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Paper or plastic?
I used to hate facial hair
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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