The Perfect Husband A guy is in a locker room at a golfing club with a few other men.
on the bench beside him a cell phone starts ringing.
man: Hello woman: Hi Honey its me.
are you at the club?
m: yes w: well, i'm at the mall right now and i saw this fur coat for $1,000 can i by it?
m: sure w: oh thank you!
Oh and i was at the dealership today and saw that car wanted.
i was thinking aboiut buying it m: how much is it?
w: $65,000 m: sure go ahead.
but at that price make sure you get all the options w: oh great!
and that house that we were looking last year is back on the market selling for $950,000 m: go ahead and get it.
and try to make a deal at $900,000 w: teriffic!
i love you!
m: i love you too.
the man hangs and asks his buddy's who are staring at him 'anyone know who's phone this is?
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