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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you get from a pampered cow
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Two goldfish are in a tank
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
The rotation of earth
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I've never gone to a gun range before
When you ask a dad if he's alright
The shovel
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Nope. Not Gonna Follow Anyone Whose Name Is Upside Down
A cop pulls over a guy
We Just Got A Fax. At Work. We Didn't
Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later
You might be a redneck jedi if you say luke i am your father
Never Argue With A Doctor; He Has Inside Information
Most Of The People Dream Of Not Working And Having
That Awkward Moment When You're In A Meeting And
This Isn't Working Out. I Think We Should Start
Turning Vegan Is A Big Missed Steak