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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
People don't like having to bend over
I used to hate facial hair
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The rotation of earth
The shovel
A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How does a penguin build it's house
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