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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Paper or plastic?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
The rotation of earth
How does a penguin build it's house
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I could tell a joke about pizza
Make me a sandwich!
Why did the coffee file a police report
How do I look?
Sorry about your wait
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