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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself!
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
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Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
What do osama bin laden and crabs
What do you call to alaskan lesbians
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
What do you call a bull that is sleepy
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
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Why do girls where makeup and perfume
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