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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I used to hate facial hair
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
How does a penguin build it's house
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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