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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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The rotation of earth
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why did the coffee file a police report
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
My wife is really mad at the fact that
When a dad drives past a cow
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The Reason A Dog Has So Many Friends Is That
Two lawyers are leaving the office
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Don't Drink While Driving - You Will Spill The Beer
Yo mama s so fatt when she tried walking thru a door she started
Yo mama is so fat she sat on the rainbow
Roses Are #FF0000, Violets Are #0000FF. All My Base Are
Doctor there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named brown
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