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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
What do you call a fat psychic
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Would you like the milk in a bag
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
My daughter screeched
Why don't eggs tell jokes
How does a penguin build it's house
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I don't play soccer
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried
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This man was talking to his cousin and discovers a coin behind his ear
Why Don't You Slip Into Something More Comfortable ...like
Why does the redneck walk his kids to school
Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit; Wisdom Is
Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210