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One Liner Jokes: Forget Hydrogen, You're My Number
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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I Finally Got Eight Hours Sleep. Took Me Four Days
Why Did The Blonde Scale The Glass Wall? To See
"If You Lived Here, You'd Be Om By Now
If I Was The Grinch, I Wouldn't Steal Christmas
Don't Be Irreplaceable - If You Cannot Be Replaced, You
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Nothing Says' I Love My Dog' Quite Like Spending More
What Is The Difference Between A Black And A Bucket
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